Next up is DJ McAteer, any original lyrics played by the band are likely to have been written by him. Oh, and if you see him sleeping on...

Gerry is easily identified by his thick Dumbarton accent and questionable choice of waistcoats. It's time to learn a little more... Name:...

Laurence? Wait, Pure Blarney has a Bass player? Yes, you may hear him but rarely see him. Laurence is used to playing (happily) in the...